Some of the best things in life are free,

But you can give them to the birds and bees.

 

When we live in a city or village, I dress up for Halloween.  In years past

I have been a pirate giving out doubloons -- large, aluminum tokens from

the Mardi Gras parades.  Other times, I put on the tuxedo and hand out

 

 

money -- demonetized paper and coins from failed governments.  In 2008,

in the wake of the news, I gave out stock certificates to all of the adults

who also dressed up for Halloween.  "What's this worth?" they asked.

"Cheaper than candy!" I replied. 

 

In point of fact:

Those figures are from the Congressional Budget Office.

 

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